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Olaf and Ole
By Viola | October 26, 2008
Olaf and Ole
Submitted by Doreen, Canada
Dr. Olaf, a doctor in Duluth, wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached his assistant.
‘Ole, I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients’.
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: ‘So, Ole, how was your day?’
Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
‘The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.’
‘Bravo, Mate, and the second one?’ asks the doctor.
‘The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,’ says Ole.
Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?’ asks the doctor.‘Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and this very beautiful woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven’t seen a man in over two years !!!‘Tunderin’ Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?’ asks the doctor.
‘I put drops in her eyes.
No, the question is what would you have done? 
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