Lost Your Underwear at Alton Towers Theme Park?

Who would have thought what workers at “Alton Towers” Theme Park in Staffordshire may find during the dismantling of the “Corksrew”, a steel rollercoaster of 23m (75ft) height.

Are you missing any of the below items?

800 pieces of jewellery
300 mobile telephones
53 odd shoes
1 prosthetic leg
1 prosthetic ear
10 pairs of underwear.

So if you are looking for your knickers, you know where you may have lost them

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Alton Towers, Theme Park

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Olaf and Ole

Submitted by Doreen, Canada

Dr. Olaf, a doctor in Duluth, wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached his assistant.

‘Ole, I am goin’ huntin’ tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients’.

‘Yes, sir!’ answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: ‘So, Ole, how was your day?’

Ole told him that he took care of three patients.

‘The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.’
‘Bravo, Mate, and the second one?’ asks the doctor.
‘The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,’ says Ole.
Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?’ asks the doctor.

‘Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and this very beautiful woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME – I haven’t seen a man in over two years !!!

‘Tunderin’ Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?’ asks the doctor.

‘I put drops in her eyes.

No, the question is what would you have done?

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Surfing on the loo?

Are you one of these people who’s bored on the loo? If I told you that one in ten broadband users surf the net, play games, book holidays or even catch up with their e-mails on the loo, would you believe me?

Yes, it’s true. Research reveals that across the UK, magazines, books, newspapers, letters etc are being replaced by laptops. Yes, one out of 10 people are surfing while sitting on the loo. And of course, that is entirely due to wireless internet connection. Wireless makes it possible for us to access the net in the most unusual places.

IF not the loo, what’s your favourite place to log on?

Personally I have an office, but my favourite place to log on will remain my living room.

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Can You Name These Women?

I thought this was quite nicely done. What do you think?

Views: 4,142,777 at the time of my posting

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Barack Obama Roll | Funny YouTube video

This video of Barack Obama was only posted on YouTube yesterday and has already been viewed 81,631 times. It’s funny. Nevertheless, we have been promised change forever and I am still not sure what to make of him. Hard to tell really…. What do you think?