Consider Yourself a Bitch

Today I’ve had this in my Inbox with the subject line:
“You’re the most beautiful BITCH I know”!

BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart.

It means I live my life MY way.

It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone’s maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won’t become anyone else’s idea of what they think I “should” be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.

You won’t succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch , so be it.

I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B – Babe
I – In
T – Total
C – Control of
H – Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

To right Jack – I AM

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How Old Are You Really?

By Bryant Smith

Just for fun I just finished writing a 100% free, lightning fast picture age guessing application. The little web game is called How Old Are You. The game is extremely simple. You are presented with pictures of people of all ages. All you have to do is have a guess and click on how old you think they are.

Your vote is recorded immediately and a new picture is presented. You can also add your own picture. Go on, try it

Have Fun!!

Bryant Smith – www.HowOldAreYou.net
Web Design, Development, Marketing, Programming and Consulting

To get in touch with Brian e-mail: bryantsmith@bryantsmith.com

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Twitter Ruined My Life!

Hey – do you Twitter? Has Twitter ruined your life? See what it did to this guy. If you don’t have an account yet, maybe you should consider opening one

Twitter Ruined My Life!

Views: 159,580 at the time of my posting

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Cowboys Herding Cats | Funny YouTube Video

This video made me laugh, just what I need at the moment. How funny, ’herding cats’, can you imagine that?

Cowboys Herding Cats

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Babytoupee – This got to be a Joke?

Well, I come across a website today that made me laugh, where actually it is quite ‘alarming’ what people do with their babies. The Americans. What’s next? I wonder…

Does this actually mean that some parents are to embarrassed taking their baby out if it has no hair? Would you put a ‘wig’, ‘hair piece’. ‘toupee’ on your baby? I certainly wouldn’t.

To me a baby is a baby. Most babies have no hair between the 0-9 months. A baby isn’t a dolly, a toy or something you have to ‘dress up’ and take out to ‘show’ off. Wouldn’t you love your little one anyway? Hair or not?

I’ve brought up 5 children, hair or no hair, I loved them as they were.

This is what they say:
The mission of Santa Barbara, CA-based BabyToupee and SmallHuman, LLC is to show that while parenting can be a great responsibility, it can also be a source of endless amusement. The company’s goal is to bring creative and fun products to market that make parenting a little more fun, all while bringing a smile to the face of their children. Life is too short to take seriously… have fun with your baby! (… to true. Have fun with your baby, BUT take bringing it up seriously!!)

If that’s “fun“, than I don’t know?

www.babytoupee.com

This just got to go in my ‘laughter’ category. Where else could this go?

Press release:
Babytoupee coming to bald babies everywhere

How about this. It just got to be a joke:
Baby’s First Heels – You Got To Be Joking

How about this for an ‘addition’?:
Fake Baby wit High Heels and Toupee

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Tax Disc – Where can I get one of these?

Is it time for your next Tax Disc?

I don’t know about you, but I thought the revenue is supposed to go towards our road tax? But have you noticed the roads these days? There are more potholes out there than on the moon. What are we actually paying for? What is road tax anyway?

Wouldn’t we all like one of these?

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James Blunt – Bloody Cold

This is funny…

James Blunt – Bloody Cold

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Murphy’s Law Quotes

Some of the quotes made me laugh for sure. I needed a bit of laughter today…..

Myspace Quotes, Murphy’s Laws Quotes at WishAFriend.com

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Beware of Identity Theft

Not sure what to make of these? Have you seen these photos before? If you haven’t and you like them, there are more.

Click here for more: Beware of Identity theft

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Word Games | Mensa Invitational

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Amazing what you came up with.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. => The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. => Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. => To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. => To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. => Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. => Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. => To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. => Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. => Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. => A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. => A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. => The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. => A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. => A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. => The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent => An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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